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2017-02-24

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@有个梨UGlee

我本英俊,少年雄心,学会编程,结果凋零。

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@lemonos

醉卧沙场君莫笑,古来编程有几人。

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@Laruence

少小离家老大回, 大肚腩腩鬓毛衰。 儿童相见不相识, 惊问是不是程序员。

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@响马

关关雎鸠,在河之洲,为学编程,累成白头。

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@不知不觉已经奔四了的月半白菜

感时花溅泪,恨别鸟惊心。加班连三月,余发抵万金

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@远离中医药

编程多警急,需求数变迁。弃身键盘上,性命安可怀?父母且不顾,何言子与妻!捐躯赴厂难,视死忽如归!

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@六翼大叔

春色编程动,思客故乡来

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@2gua

而今识尽愁滋味,欲说还休。 欲说还休,却道编程好个球。

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